Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
