I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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