I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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