Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i was born a porn star she said
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
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I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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