there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
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I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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