She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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