the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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