FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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