Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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