at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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