dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
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Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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