Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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