i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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