I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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