haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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