she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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