Define "chronic" masturbator.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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