Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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