I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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