so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Someone came in the potted fern
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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