so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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