Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
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"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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