You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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