My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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