I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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