Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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