i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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