no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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