He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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