if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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