Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
this hospital has no fireball
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Randomize
