i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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