Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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