you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
