so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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