at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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