Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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