Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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