I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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