how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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