There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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