Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Randomize
