i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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