Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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