Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
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All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home