so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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