He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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