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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!

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  Yes.

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  fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.

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• (347): View more from New York

  we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen

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• (305): View more from Florida

  When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more

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