You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more