I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
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