did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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