Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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