I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Floor bacon is actually really good
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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