I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
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I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
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