You're earring is so big in my mouth
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I think I have vodka in my lungs
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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