You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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