hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO