i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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